Dr Pepper - half a pint of coke, half pint of lager with a depth charge of amareto....tastes exactly like its none alcoholic cousin but has a nasty habit of slapping you round the back of the head and making you fall over
of for the ladies
a pink elephant - double vodka, 4 shots of advocaat, 1 shot of pernod, 1 shot black current, one shot lime, shake with crushed ice, then top up with lemonade in a pint glass.......strangly tastes like strawberry milkshake but ive never seen anyone manage 3 (even toppled one of the locals in a pub i used to work in and he was well know for drinking most people under the table - won me £50!)
but if you want to actually enjoy a drink without getting **** faced try:
long vodka - 3 drops of bitters ran down the inside of a highball glass, add 3 ice cubes, then a double vodka, half a shot of lime (or a squeeze of fresh lime) and top with lemonade, perfect sat in the sun in summer.
if you want to get really ****ered vey quickly -
ask nige to sort out some scrumpy! i didnt even try it and i was scared!