How not to get sponsorship

[Magic_8ball]

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...
and see if she likes the goods.

Ron Burgundy

Pure timeless classic there Beaker

I reckon a better way to get sponsorship would be to invite the director of the targeted company to the pants party - Isn't that right Brick?

 

[Joner]

Probably Mikey's team looking for some sponsorship.

Bless

Ha only kidding!

 

[Beaker]

Either someone is taking the p*ss or today is the day for these.

Just got this one in...(formatting is exactly how I got it through...)

I was wondering if you could sponser my paintball team and here is my team info listed below-
Team name, home location and captain information.-**** ******** Teams general history.-been playing 2 years Names, ages and playing years of each team member.13-14 ****-1 ****- 2 ******- 3 Color printed photographs of each team member.
(can be scanned and printed) Teams practice schedule and home playing location.- any time Future tournament event schedule.- dont know Current head to toe equipment list of each team member. ****-padded gear mask ******padded gear- Vforce mask ****-jeans JT mask Teams past tournament achievements. none...yet that is Teams current sponsors.none Team goals for the future. become pro

 

[mikey601]

Either someone is taking the p*ss or today is the day for these.

Just got this one in...(formatting is exactly how I got it through...)

Surley that must be a piss take

 

[Tonee]

Will you sponsor me? I'm a retired paintballer ftw.com

 

[ollytheosteo]

Still not as good as the team that wrote to Jeff at DYE Europe asking for Empire sponsorship and telling him how much they loved Empire products.
He wasn't even that rude to them as they obviously had enough problems but after getting his reply pointing out DYE doesn't sell Empire he got the same email back again with word Empire replaced by the word DYE




They didn't get sponsored.

 

[Revolt]

Still not as good as the team that wrote to Jeff at DYE Europe asking for Empire sponsorship and telling him how much they loved Empire products.
He wasn't even that rude to them as they obviously had enough problems but after getting his reply pointing out DYE doesn't sell Empire he got the same email back again with word Empire replaced by the word DYE




They didn't get sponsored.

LOL nice, if i was jeff i would of sent them a sticker between them all and said thats your sponsorship for the season ^_^

 

[H]

LOL nice, if i was jeff i would of sent them a sticker between them all and said thats your sponsorship for the season ^_^

And they still would have put 'Sponsored by Dye' on their jerseys

 

[Stan]

beaker that conversation we had about that stuff.

yep its still true mate.

did you get my pms by the way now there is the way to get on a team.

Markie - you got compromising picks of PGi staff as well have you?

(Beaker - Amsterdam Open with the Sharks in about 2001?)

 

[danrandon]

I just got this email...

>>>>
From: Team *******

Subject: No subject

Body: Do ya'll sponser
>>>>

That was it...

ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH

worked for me












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