Chris Edwards Fan Club
- Thread starter GSuperstar
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Chris Edwards stayed at my house once, watched Ghostbusters, and used an entire toilet roll in a night.
It's easier than you think mate, just go down to your local weight watchers club and before your very eyes will be a host of behemoths ranging from 9 to 30 stone (126 to 420 pounds to you Yanks).
Cast your eye over this herd of female buffalos and select from their number the three biggest dollops your stomach can tolerate.
Once chosen, you should then take them to one side and suggest a shag is on the menu (they will of course be desperate for any form of human contact outside of a cattle prod) and when they follow you, waddling down the road to the pub like a penguin that's sh!t itself, you can close your eyes and imagine you are Chris Edwards.......Oh I nearly forgot, to make the fantasy complete, you must make wiping motions across your chest shouting, 'it came off her Reff, it came off her'..
Happy Xmas Chris
Too late Raff, I beat ya to it ...LOL - can I be Robbo fan-boy #1 - just because of that statement if nothing else