15 reasons to date a paintballer

[paintball-lizard]

15 Reasons To Date A Paintball Player !

1. they arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. they know how to listen to directions
3. they have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. they can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired
5. they always wear protection
6. they LOVE to be agressive
7. they never forget to lube.
8. money is no limit
9. they can squeeze into tight spots
10.they play in different positions
11.they are quick to reload
12.they make sure there balls are in perfect condition
13.they can use any holes
14.spraying is no problem
15.they have quick finger action

 

[Dark Warrior]

That explains everything

 

[Coldy]

But.....

Alot of ballers cheat alot and play with other peoples weapons to see how they 'feel'. And for some of them the only 'box' they get to go in is dead.

 

[paintball-lizard]

Alot of ballers cheat alot and play with other peoples weapons to see how they 'feel'. And for some of them the only 'box' they get to go in is dead.

Necrofiliac (i think thats right) lol

 

[Buddha 3]

Alot of ballers cheat alot and play with other peoples weapons to see how they 'feel'.

That sounds so horrendously gay...

 

[JoeJr]

8. Money is no limit.

speak for yourself

 

[Cook$]

15 Reasons To Date A Paintball Player !

1. they arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. they know how to listen to directions
3. they have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. they can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired
5. they always wear protection
6. they LOVE to be agressive
7. they never forget to lube.
8. money is no limit
9. they can squeeze into tight spots
10.they play in different positions
11.they are quick to reload
12.they make sure there balls are in perfect condition
13.they can use any holes
14.spraying is no problem
15.they have quick finger action

3 reasons not to date a paintballer that are not loosely based innuendos
1. They bang on and on about paintball.
2. They are mostly fat old *******s.
3. For the most part, if they are as good in bed as they are at paintball, there would be a lesbian for every player.

 

[paintball-lizard]

3 reasons not to date a paintballer that are not loosely based innuendos
1. They bang on and on about paintball.
2. They are mostly fat old *******s.
3. For the most part, if they are as good in bed as they are at paintball, there would be a lesbian for every player.

Very true

 

[Buddha 3]

Don't forget that if they are as fanatical in improving their skills in bed as they are in improving their paintball skills, they'd have cobwebs on their nether regions...

 

[Cook$]

I shot first, no I shot first, no I shot first......
then they find the organiser.