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Paintball on TV has always, rightly or wrongly, been the holy grail for a lot of us because not only does it inject some much needed validation, it also broadens our sport's potential on so many levels.

The problem thus far encountered by our sport in terms of getting paintball on TV hasn't really been one of opportunity; in fact, we have done rather well over the years in the number of opportunities we have had. Our problem seems to be something else because self evidently, the networks have yet to seriously invest in paintball.

Now, it seems to me that even though we have had this media exposure with various productions ranging from Jerry Braun’s opening gambit in a Floridian orange grove to the NPPL’s recent ESPN production and latterly onto the Smart Part’s initiative, we still haven’t managed to persuade the networks to support paintball in any meaningful way.

There are two possibilities to explain our failure, either our sport just doesn’t work on TV or the productions we have managed thus far haven’t been good enough.
Originally I believed paintball could be televised in an entertaining and informative way so as to attract the right sort of response from the virgin paintball viewers and ultimately the networks.
After several failed attempts, I have been weaned off that idea and dumped smack into the middle of the cynics along with Baca and co who I think believes Paintball has little chance of making it on TV, no matter what quality of production is presented to the likes of ESPN.
It seems ironic to me, that we may be the architects of our own failure here.
Smart Parts and the WDP guys do not get on, this acrimony had its genesis back in the day when both were developing the electronic marker and the courts then became the theatre of action rather than the marketplace.
10 million dollars in lawyers fees later, the result?
Well, the result is….some fat ass, rich lawyers got fatter and richer, no real surprises there.
The real loss may not be that $10 mill that went down the ****ter, I am drawn to the question of how things would have been if there were no such acrimony between these two parties.
Would a less fractured industry have been successful in getting paintball on TV?
There is a part of me that thinks so….
The NPPL (WDP & Pure Promotions) guys undoubtedly have skills the NXL (PSP) and SP guys do not, and this skill-set is crucial to any successful TV initiative.
It is also just as apparent, the PSP, NXL and SP guys have resources the NPPL doesn’t.

In an ideal world, the combination of these two parties would provide paintball with its best possible chance but I’m afraid we don’t live in an ideal world, far from it in fact.
And even if SP and WDP hadn’t gone for each other’s jugular in the courts, I somehow doubt both parties would have joined forces to conquer the TV problem anyway.

Business is all about looking after yourself and it runs against the grain for most people to combine companies in joint enterprises; ego, greed and self-interest generally determine these unilateral approaches thus maximizing the opportunity to make the most amount of money and claim the most amount of power.
It is glaringly obvious to me that for about the last 3 years or so, had certain parties not split, then paintball, as an industry, would be in a far better situation than it is now.
At the moment, we are just too fragmented, in terms of tournaments, interests and ultimate goals.
Paintball is crying out to be unified on several levels and I think it’s important that any prospective move toward TV must present a unified body.
It makes things so much easier for obvious reasons.
I would ask you guys to ponder the following :-

Think of the type of event that could be possible if the financial clout of Billy and Adam, Dave YB and the rest of the crew were combined with the inspirational and professional promotion philosophies of the NPPL.
I know that marriage would be somewhat difficult to negotiate and manage but it doesn’t take much to fully realize how the standard of tournaments would escalate through the roof when such a combined tournament circuit were to become the only league in town.

The combined clout of that league could then set world agendas, they could almost guarantee with the flick of a pen that all other world paintball federations and leagues would necessarily fall into line behind them.

There are a few things happening right now that could well nudge this whole situation toward what I am advocating here but it’s on a knife-edge of circumstance and that in itself is infuriating because if it is that close, then why on earth don’t we MAKE it happen instead of allowing circumstances and chance to decide.
I have long since commented that paintball as an overall industry has this unerring knack of shooting itself in the foot, but I also added, we would probably even miss that shot

I wonder when commonsense will finally hit town and we can all get on and work in the same direction, sounds a bit of a cliché I know but it would be nice if I woke up one day and we could.
And so my point is, for as long as our industry is more interested in fighting itself, then getting paintball on TV is about as likely as Alex Fraige winning the ‘Hottest male in Paintball’ award ……..and anyway, that title I have yet to give up :)
 

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We 'did' have UK paintball on UK TV a while back. Anyone remember Mission Paintball from Bravo. Ever wondered why that only got one series (even with Emily Booth)?

The PA even managed to get a slot on Sky Sports Extra.

So it is possible to get it on TV - but it needs to be more 'spectator' orientated than player orientated (something I've harped on about for too long).

First thing that 'tourney ball' needs is a new name. Telling someone you play paintball will make them fall asleep quicker than a Coldplay CD (or Sade, if you are old enough to remember her). But, telling someone you play 'Kill Fire' (or something just as stupid) will get their attention (just don't mention paintball!).

Next, the rules/scoring system needs a major overhaul. Tournament paintball has a rule for everything - and then some extra ones! Keep the rules simple and the point scoring system basic (like - dare I say it - football). This will enable Joe/Josephine Public to actually understand what's going on a little better (rather than having "oh, that's -3 there - and a 1-4-1 - that's a good +25 etc). Saves a fortune on the calculator batteries as well :p.

Have each team introduced as they come on to the field - rather than everyone going "who's this then?". Maybe a live compare to ask a few questions before and after (I wonder what Stuart Hall is up to these days).

Live commentary over a speaker system, stands for people to sit in etc. etc.

I know all this costs money - but if you don't invest, you'll get no return!

Don't you just love catch 22!
 

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Live commentary over a speaker system, stands for people to sit in etc. etc.
"he made it into the snake; i dont think anyone saw... oh whaddya know, he has 4 guns on him, how did they ever see him get in there?.. oh thats a shame, he's eliminated..."

"thats the last man standing now and he appears to have marker trouble; centre back can. the other team just need to communicate and let each other know this... oh its a 3 man run-through, i wonder how they worked out where he was?!"

...etc :p ;)
 

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Why is it , that whenever "there has to be one" - it's you?

I was actually thinking more along the lines of "on field one next is team summat versus team someoneelse. Here's a few stats about them both...over to Stuart to do the introductions...NO COMMENTARY DURING THE GAME...wow - what a good/crap game that was...over to Stuart again.."

You get the idea :rolleyes:?

Anyway, it's easy to commentate without being too specific. If you have the tannoy speakers pointing inwards - then no problem either. Oh, and wouldn't it turn out to be a fairer way of 'coaching'?
 

Baca Loco

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Cheers, Pete. Something to actually talk about--though I for one can't stop laughing myself silly over that vid where that stoopid American does that stoopid ...
I am, of course, going to be somewhat contrarian because--well, it's what I do.:)
After several failed attempts, I have been weaned off that idea and dumped smack into the middle of the cynics along with Baca and co who I think believes Paintball has little chance of making it on TV, no matter what quality of production is presented to the likes of ESPN.

It seems ironic to me, that we may be the architects of our own failure here.
Cynic I may be but not because I believe paintball to be un-televisable. (That is so a real word.;) ) I simply think the vision thing has been lacking as the bulk of the focus has always been on the nuts and bolts of how to get it on TV. Scrounge up the cash. Make a deal. Everybody promise everybody else things they can't deliver and we're off. With too little thought, planning and pre-production effort given to what the end product will be and what it's supposed to do. Too much close focus, too little Big Picture. (Or poorly conceived and/or executed Big Picture regardless of the money involved.)

What do you mean "we", Kemosabe?

Would a less fractured industry have been successful in getting paintball on TV?
I honerstly don't think so unless the number of heads in the approapriate smoke filled room might have reached a critical mass where some different conception, focus or idea suddenly materialized.
To be fair though I think each production has had its positives and it's clear each effort has tried to take into account past failures.
And the factoid remains there are channels in the US pantheon of cable excess that would be thrilled with the ratings numbers so I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest there is a place for paintball on TV. Which begs the question--what do the folks behind the TV efforts really want from paintball on TV?
Paintball is crying out to be unified on several levels and I think it’s important that any prospective move toward TV must present a unified body.
It makes things so much easier for obvious reasons.
Being an anarchist I find this objectionable on philosophical grounds, if nothing else.:D
If everybody agrees to jump off the cliff together how exactly is that helpful?
It also brings back my prior question--just what do the Paintball Powers want out of the deal? Is their goal to mainstream the sport while safeguarding its integrity? (Feel free to laugh.) Or something else?
Let's say SP see a significant uptick in business from this last quarter and combined with research data from web hits and views of their animated advertising etc. decide that an important part of that upswing in sales is attributable to the TV shows. Are the shows now a "success" as far as SP is concerned even if they don't lead to a another, better TV deal?

I would ask you guys to ponder the following :-

Think of the type of event that could be possible if the financial clout of Billy and Adam, Dave YB and the rest of the crew were combined with the inspirational and professional promotion philosophies of the NPPL.
I know that marriage would be somewhat difficult to negotiate and manage but it doesn’t take much to fully realize how the standard of tournaments would escalate through the roof when such a combined tournament circuit were to become the only league in town.

The combined clout of that league could then set world agendas, they could almost guarantee with the flick of a pen that all other world paintball federations and leagues would necessarily fall into line behind them.
Okay, thought about it and I'm not seeing it. Here's why. Let us take as established both leagues lose money. Now combine the groups and explain how they are going to make bigger and better a baseline money losing proposition with half the teams. (SEE November View in PGi for the answer.:rolleyes: :) )

Yikes, here we go with One World Paintball Order wherein all good things descend from on high imposed by our wise and benevolent leaders. It's probably just me but concentrating more power in fewer hands and expecting better results seems just a tad Utopian and sadly, the recent history of Utopian urges hasn't been very pretty.

I wonder when commonsense will finally hit town and we can all get on and work in the same direction, sounds a bit of a cliché I know but it would be nice if I woke up one day and we could.
And so my point is, for as long as our industry is more interested in fighting itself, then getting paintball on TV
Erm. how about never?