Guns are not toys
- Thread starter I can't shoot straight
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Just remember now, an armed society is a safe society. Apparently
.PJ
Come on, whats wrong with the guy teaching his inbred son how to shoot so he can kill raccoons for his dinner, saves scraping it off the highway after all...
B**dy hill billies...
B**dy hill billies...
I was working a club in Essex once and we were confronted with a guy who was waving a gun in our direction screaming blue murder because one of us had thrown him out, we all realised it was a replica because we already knew of this idiot and knew he was a bit of plastic gangster. One of the guys I was working with that night, walked up to him, slapped him about a bit before giving him the obligatory farewell speech and taking the gun off him.
Our mate walked back to the rest of us with the offending article....and yeh you guessed it....it wasn't a replica....do'h....
I think we all begun laughing when we realized but I am also pretty sure there were a fair few 'emptying of the large colons' as well....
Bloody hell Pete, were we separated at birth or something? We have the same hairstyle, the same smashing good looks, and we use the same expressions! Honest, I always use those words to describe the non dangerous variety...
Anyway, a plastic gangster will make sure he just happens to be cleaning his gun when you come round his house. A real gangster will invite you over for dinner and kill you with a shrimp fork...