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[baker21]

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire and I trust him about as far as I could throw Bully and Ledz tied together with whale rope

pure class

 

[TinFish]

...And you wouldn't want to point it at a person anymore than you would a marker And let's get real here- we're talking the power output of two AAA batteries- pointed at the skin you can feel it after a few seconds but you won't see flaming dogs running around or shoot down planes so calm please.

 

[RainbowShooter]

Anyone seen Tom Allen?


yep,and it aint pretty.

 

[Mikey D]

Originally Posted by mikey601
Have you actually read any of the posts above or do you type crap for the fun of it?

The ironing

 

[mikey601]

The ironing

The ironing????

Do you mean irony?


please please tell me you didnt or your post become funny in so many ways

 

[Buddha 3]

"You practice and work so you can get close. Then you take close and kick its carcass to hell. You want the top, the championship. You smell it. You taste it. You get it. That's all there is." - Mike Ditka

 

[AL21784]

which leaves me to offer only one other explanation... Ions suck. They suck so bad. They suck MORE than Terminator 3.

made me smile

 

[Collier]

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[Dskize]

OK assuming driedballoon can find the pipe this deal is done.

beeeyaaaatch

 

[beanbag83]

You think paintball is an expensive hobby? You wanna take up cocaine!!