Intimidating your opponent

[Mario]

Having the biggest cock on the field normally works for me.

thats usually me.

 

[Skeet]

Having the biggest cock on the field normally works for me.

Yeah...but my local field has stopped me bringing poultry to games and this latest H1N5 strain milarky, probably wont help the issue.

Swans dont count as Poultry do they? They are pretty mean *******s...hmmm...

 

[Cook$]

Couldn't break a man's arm tho. That's just bollocks.

 

[Skeet]

Couldn't break a man's arm tho. That's just bollocks.

Its not actually...

Yes, but only in exceptional cases. If a wing in full span and velocity were to hit a weak-boned person (such as a child or an elderly person) then it is theoretically possible. In reality it is almost unheard of and is never used as a form of attack as swans are a defensive bird. The only time they become aggressive is when they are protecting their nesting ground or cygnets when they will chase off intruders, be they other swans, geese or humans who get too close.

 

[Cook$]

theoretically possible.

In theory, Communism works..........

 

[Skeet]

In theory, Communism works..........

Lol

In theory, marriage means you never have to worry where your next sh*g is coming from...

 

[Phobia]

Fix bayonets after ghosting the chrono.

They don't like it up 'em!

So thats like what a paintbrush on the end of your barrell ?