Things You Hear At Paintball Tournaments

[Tony Harrison]

1. Where are we?
2. I think I left my goggles/gun/false leg at home.
3. The refs are blind.
4. I didn't read the rules.
5. His girlfriend is really hot.
6. His girlfriend is really ugly.
7. Is that his mum? She's hot.
8. Do you have an allen key to fit this?
9. My gun doesn't work.
10. He's sh*t.

 

[onasilverbike]

I have often thought of taking sound clips rather than photographs at tournaments, #paintballerssaythefunniestthings

 

[Sid Sidgwick]

1.which bunker are you playing?
2. Easy field
3. On his hopper
4. I forgot my wallet, but I'll pay next round
5. That's bunker rub
6. I shot 6 of them out

 

[Tony Harrison]

17. Clarkie arguing with a ref.

 

[Tony Harrison]

I have often thought of taking sound clips rather than photographs at tournaments, #paintballerssaythefunniestthings

I like that. I've been thinking about a UK version of the Short Bus for a while. but it's the logistics of the thing.

 

[Tony Harrison]

1.which bunker are you playing?
2. Easy field
3. On his hopper
4. I forgot my wallet, but I'll pay next round
5. That's bunker rub
6. I shot 6 of them out

I like the reference to the Paintball Credit Agency!

 

[Tom]

There's only four of them
Two on the left, two on the right
...... and two in the middle

 

[shoaibaktar]

G4,G5,G5,field clear. ...................Oh f**k!!

 

[lettucecheesecake]

"I only took it to bits to clean it and now for some reason it's not working"

 

[Marc0]

I love it when guys turn up to play without any money ..... who do they think is going to pay their share ? The paintball fairy ?