Coming 2017......Old Man's Gun Whore Club

[toecutter]

Must have used an autofeed hopper !!

 

[lettucecheesecake]

Have been called a neutral player while a ref checked you for hits

 

[Bolter]

Have been called a neutral player while a ref checked you for hits

or, call over a ref and ask for a check despite not taking a hit, they shout "neutral player" and you stand up and take a good look at who is shooting at you and from where

 

[outkastmike]

Sat on the toilet for far longer than necessary reading the latest edition of PGI/Paintball Adventures.

Thrown a unused 12g Co2 powerlet into a burning drum at least once.

 

[dextrus]

Who remembers me

 

[Al Woods]

Called a ref over for a paint check pointing out the...ahem...wrong side...you know the rest.

Of course I never, ever did this myself. Especially not at the Zap Indoor Open, definitely not there. Just stories I heard.

 

[frosty]

calling a paint check on someone else to distract the ref from what you may or may not be doing

 

[Kevin Winter]

Called a paint check to work out of the snake knuckle you've been pounding actually contains a player...

 

[Sid Sidgwick]

Calling a paint check to allow your blatantly hit teammate to make a run through (this allegedly may happen)

 

[frosty]

Must know the proper way to open a egg hopper you know the one that involves wiping your hand over the top of it to make sure you catch the lip of the lid of coarse,
on a side note this has now just turned into a thread of us reminiscing about things we have definately never done in our playing career