Membership Rules:-
1. Must be old. Obvs.
2. Must rant on endlessly about how everything was so much better "back in the day", and how true semi is "the only way to play".
3. Must be lazy.
4. Must hate everyone, especially young people.
5. Must excel at cheating.
6. Must be a cheap-ass.
7. Must have a terrible memory, except when someone owes them money.
Wow, I just described myself.