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Opus Finale .... A Warts an' all Exposé of Paintball's Very Own Megalomaniac

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Dusty

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I'm sorry that this is only an advert for SoA2 and not a prediction about events pending.
I only hope that no paint is fired in SoA2, as I was at 'The MALL' and we were lucky not to have any broken bones...
This is a clusterf**k waiting to happen....
I hope I am wrong and ever player comes back in one piece.
He has been seen buying less than a pallet of clear paint at Enola Gaye. Apparently it's terrible stuff.

Cactus paintballs or something? I've never heard of them.
 

Robbo

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Rewind - barnett couldn't get anywhere near attacking my reputation as much as I've already done myself over the years but the difference is, I might have clumped a few deserving souls in my time but I don't steal from people, I don't defraud, I don't cheat and I don't owe anyone in paintball one single penny ....

I'm really lucky to have many, many friends in our industry and if what that BS UWL post says was true about me then I wouldn't be typing this out on this forum - there would be no forum because there would be no advertisers ... end of !!
Does barnett explain that by suggesting I go around all my customer's houses and intimidate them into advertising with me ???
I think common-sense would suggest otherwise ..... :/
Something is just not adding up if we listen to barnett .... it's not that difficult to tie down the truth of the matter.
barnett is desperate to claw back some ground and he does this by initiating posts like the ones on the UWL forum [now deleted] but as has happened before, it's blown up in his face and he's had to take it down.
A fitting end to another fitting own goal .... at this rate he's doing my job for me :/
 
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Dusty

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He has been seen buying less than a pallet of clear paint at Enola Gaye. Apparently it's terrible stuff.

Cactus paintballs or something? I've never heard of them.
I stand corrected. It's white shell white fill bottom grade paint.
 

Robbo

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One of the more abiding pleasures I've had in this thread is when barnett claims something is gonna happen, and I know full well it ain't gonna happen at all .... I will usually correct him in a post and he'll respond by reasserting whatever it is he said; and this is much the case with the subject of the UWL because he's gone on record recently several times in stating:- 'I will definitely be running the UWL next year'. - nine slight problems with that last statement, the words, 'I will definitely be running the UWL next year' .....

I'm afraid this is not the case at all, in fact, it's not only wrong, it's fuhkin wrong and the reason it's wrong is because he's being kicked off .... sacked..... told to fuhk off from whence he came - he will NOT be running the UWL next year, someone else will, and it will be run better than it has been; I'm not in a position to give details but only because the details haven't been sorted out yet - when they are, I'm sure the relevant people will be making an announcement on here.

As to why it's being taken off of barnett?
Well, I think that's obvious but if barnett wants to know why, then here's the answer:- it's because you [barnett] are a nasty, arrogant piece of excrement - you've upset far too many people, defrauded people and as I warned you on here many times before, sooner or later, karma will make an appearance and the UWL is just one such occasion when your past deeds are gonna return to haunt you - you're now gonna have a few extra Sundays free next year now....best take up knitting to pass some time.
Kicked me out of paintball eh barnett???
Looks like you got something else wrong, don't it :/
 

John Cunning

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Sorry been a week or so, so here is an update

Tim was so drunk Sunday morning at Tango Down he stepped out the building. Then decided he needed the toilet out the doorway and pi88ed in full view of arriving players. Can't beat class like that and customer service like that.

I've had a pm today Tim was at Enola Gaye today buying some very low grade paint called Cactus (made in Europe). I have seen Cactus Fun and this paint is poor at best even for punters shooting a 98. He has Cactus Spice which is a "special formulated" cheap ball with a white shell white fill. Good luck with that, Cactus Fun is really hard to clean off. Don't bother taking a magfed gun to his game as you'll have less breaks throwing it.

Anyone sending a letter to Tims fan club you'll probably have it returned with "no longer at this address". This happened to a company he owes money too today.
 

oneijim

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I know Cactus paint. At best its good for site ball but is not a friend to high end markers. The stuff has a thick fill if I remember right. Says it all though that he has to source paint from Enola now. Does Jim know about all this?

Also, where did Fat Bob get all their Valken stuff? Cash deal for some of it from Tim maybe?
 

oneijim

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News just in. Tim does not care about UWL as its old and outdated so instead;

UWL 2.0 – Paintball done badly!

Another amazing event held in a new unique venue. It’s the Asda car park in Aberystwyth. There is a player cap of 500 which is already sold out but not to worry, as a team unfortunately had to pull out and now we have few spare 500 tickets so grab them quick.

Paint will be limited to 50 balls a game (2 games max) using the highest grade of paint available. The legendary white box brand.

How will you fair on out new game formats like ‘Capture the trolley bay’ while trying to avoid Mrs Jenkins who stopped in for bread and our next new game type ‘Defending the Trolley bay’.

Tickets are £150 each paid in cash in advance sent in a brown envelope.

Now with such a unique game type and location some things may not work but you know what who cares about that since I already have your money.
 
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kudosbudo

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Talking of prison games I found this yesterday. Not sure where it was held but its a game in a prison.

Notice the sawdust on the floor, a good idea to cope with slippy floors. The organiser here has clearly thought about this issue. I wonder if there will be similar preparations for SOA2?

As for limited paint games. I can see 1000 balls being enough for this game but one thing he needs to realise, limited painters like to use the best paint we can. We're normally firing a lot less shots than anyone else so we need maximum accuracy which is kinda the point of limited paint. Even if its at close quarters cheap poor paint is going to deviate and become annoying to use. Then as has been mentioned, if its poor quality we're going to see issues with magfed users getting poor feeding of paint or jams if the shell of the ball can't handle spring pressure over long periods. Add in down time between games and your going to have to empty mags and refill between games so potentially any paint you don't fire can quickly become worthless. Hopefully this paint will work but a good shout for anyone going would be to take a regular marker and a 50 round grav hopper to back up their magfed gear in case they have problems.
 
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