Somebody say something clever.

[Dusty]

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'm gonna take over.......

 

[BBS]

If there's no one there to see it, have you really wiped?

 

[Evil Rich]

If there's no one there to see it, have you really wiped?

You can tell by the smell or a bit of scratch and sniff

 

[Joe Savage]

What happens to Pinnochio what he says "I am lying right now"

 

[Rat]

If a tree falls alone in the forest does it make a sound?

 

[Bolter]

If a tree falls alone in the forest does it make a sound?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

 

[Rat]

ooooh chocolate covered or plain?

 

[Tom]

If a tree falls alone in the forest does it make a sound?

If a tree falls alone then its not in a forest

 

[Adam Axford]

What came first the chicken or the egg?

 

[Cook$]

The egg