Do you not own a smart phone with a camera? How about a laptop or PC with a camera.. for number 1 it's pretty much the same thing as long as you are not shouting call jimbo while jerking off you'll be fine. As for the TV thing, you don't have to plug it in and even if you do your normal remotes won't stop working.I think they've sorted some of these issues, but #3 and #1 are still worries....
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-features-new-xbox-that-are-about-to-ruin-everything/