that rivals fish' story of running out to his corner, pulling off a sweet ass dive and getting up to put down his lane, with the slight inconvenience that his barrel sock was still on....Paintball related - swung the marker off the start gate and unleashed merry hell at the opposition. Only when nothing came out the end did I remember I'd not fitted the bolt after cleaning it.......
Otherwise, got back from a long fishing trip, had mud all over my muddy autoinflate lifjacket. Tried to wash it in the edge of the lake.....
Yeah, but then it's not NEW is it....Buy a car brand new off the forecourt. Could have had a lot more car for the price
And the fact you drive like Miss Daisy, so you dont want any other f**ker doing over 1000 revs in YOUR car !!!Yeah, but then it's not NEW is it....
Someone else has driven, farted, flicked a bogey, maybe even banged one out in it...
I always buy new.
Just love the smell of a new car and the fact that it's not been driven by anyone else.
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