Cook$ - I have something for you!

[Tony Harrison]

As the season for giving is upon us, I also have something for you.

It isn't used MILF underwear, and it doesn't explode when you open it. I'm clearing out the loft, and I am finding lots of stuff I forgot I had.

If you like, I can send the package to an airport so they can run it through their x-ray machine and tell you what's in it.

Or, I can send it straight to you.

Depends whether you want to take a huge chance and trust me.

 

[Cook$]

I'll take that chance....

 

[cheyenne]

As the season for giving is upon us, I also have something for you.

It isn't used MILF underwear, and it doesn't explode when you open it. I'm clearing out the loft, and I am finding lots of stuff I forgot I had.

If you like, I can send the package to an airport so they can run it through their x-ray machine and tell you what's in it.

Or, I can send it straight to you.

Depends whether you want to take a huge chance and trust me

 

[EELZ]

Is it dog Sh*te ??

 

[Evil Rich]

 

[Tony Harrison]

Definitely not gay - It's not a tight cycling top, that's for sure.

 

[Random Invert]

Definitely not gay - It's not a tight cycling top, that's for sure.

Tight cycling shorts?

 

[Tony Harrison]

I'll give you a clue - it's something he can read. And something he can watch.

 

[Tony Harrison]

And it isn't porn. Suprisingly.

 

[Alexis Jones]

Postman Pat story books and dvd's ????????