I would want the intro to be a bit like the A-team.
If you've got a problem, and no-one else can help, and if you can find her - maybe you can 'Ask Missy'
Something like that, idealy with the A-team theme music in the background.
I would also do one cartoon version of a typical modern-day issue per week, in which one of the pics will be shekshual, at least showing a bxtch in lingerie, with a shocked expression on her face as she realises she's shxt the bed by shagging the neighbours 12 yr old son and 2 of his friends while her cross-dressing husband was at work. You know the sorta thing...
So basically, it will be the real deal!
Disclaimer: If the cartoon thing is hard I prolly won't actually do it.