Not good enough?
How about the story for why i am after pads, me and my team were just getting ready for the break out, and my team told me to attempt a superman dive in that bunker, and somehow, i eventually agreed, on the 10 second count down, while everyone was ready, i was trying to work out to do it, then game on, i ran to the bunker, attempted a super man dive, and my elbow landed on a tiny stone, ouch. So there goes my funny bone, i left my gun and was running around like a headless chicken, while getting painted yellow.