You know you're a paintballer when....

[cookieboro]

You refer to the start of something as "Off the break"

 

[Cook$]

none of your smoke alarms have batteries

 

[gldnandy1987]

when you trade in your lowered hot hatch for an estate with good ground clearance to A) carry your gear easily and B) get onto the sites easier

which i have just done dunno how im gonna get used to 5 doors and 5 seats :O

 

[mctractorboy]

you get a credit card just to buy a marker

 

[TRA Headshot]

when no matter how many times you promise to quit, the next time you visit a tournament your itching to play and phoning all your old team mates to see whose still up for it

I am in this process currently

3 down, 7 to go

 

[Rapid-snake]

when you tell someone your paintballing this weekend and they start " oh i went paintballing once....i was awesome, no one shot me " all you wana do is put him on a field with you

 

[Whytie]

When u start to tolerate the taste of paintballs.

I say tolerate because there isnt anybody who actually likes the taste!

 

[Robbo]

When u start to tolerate the taste of paintballs.

I say tolerate because there isnt anybody who actually likes the taste!

You don't know that .... it's an assumption ... we got some weird-ass people in our sport ya know.

 

[Whytie]

You don't know that .... it's an assumption ... we got some weird-ass people in our sport ya know.

Haha, thats probably true.
Although, i am looking forward to trying those Hydrotech Paintballs, thats if they are ever brought over to the UK.
And by 'trying' i mean 'try eating'.

 

[Scrumpy]

Think I may be one of those weirdoes! Never really minded the taste of paint! Except Stirling that stuffs rank