You know you're a paintballer when....

[Gavin - 44pix]

when you struggle to wake up for work but come paintball Sunday, the sound of the alarm going off brings a smile to your face!

when you feel lost and dont know what to do with yourself on a non-paintball weekend

when you rather not wash your paintball clothes as they looked better dirty

when most of your facebook profile pictures are paintball related

when you buy something that you already have two of

when you forget (aka dont care) how much paintball is costing you per week, month, year... and even if you did, you'd continue to play

when you greet fellow male ballers with 'man' hugs, without the thought that 'this could look gay' crossing your mind

 

[d rabe]

When your wife [or partner] screams, 'you either give that stupid game up or I'm leaving' ..... if they haven't done that then you ain't no baller .. well, either that or you butt-ass ugly and ain't got no partner

This is the one ..100% true

 

[Missy-Q]

when you struggle to wake up for work but come paintball Sunday, the sound of the alarm going off brings a smile to your face!

when you feel lost and dont know what to do with yourself on a non-paintball weekend

when you rather not wash your paintball clothes as they looked better dirty

when most of your facebook profile pictures are paintball related

when you buy something that you already have two of

when you forget (aka dont care) how much paintball is costing you per week, month, year... and even if you did, you'd continue to play

when you greet fellow male ballers with 'man' hugs, without the thought that 'this could look gay' crossing your mind

Man, you got it bad.
You're question should have been - "you know you've completely lost-it when..."

 

[Gavin - 44pix]

Man, you got it bad.
You're question should have been - "you know you've completely lost-it when..."

 

[no-infernomark]

when you try to impress your soon to be wife with your in-depth knowledge of the inner workings of markers, telling them there is alot more sicence to it than just shooting balls of paints. bore matches, hp air, lp air, regs, bolts, qev's. the whole kit and kabuddle. you know you have made it in life when she turns round and goes " awwww, darling i love you".

 

[basktm]

This is the one ..100% true

I'm not a baller yet

my wife tells me to do 1 and go

 

[RoryM]

Air trigger-walking, both hand........

I must have shot at least 100 cases that way in public by now!

 

[oliver93]

You feel sad when you realise the whiteboard doesn't update untill tommorow.

 

[DJForbes]

you have to pick between your childs birth and round 2 of the CPPS and its a difficult choice.

God i hope the misses dosn't read this.

 

[dodge-gnome]

you have to pick between your childs birth and round 2 of the CPPS and its a difficult choice.

God i hope the misses dosn't read this.

Bring her along Nothing beats a paintball-baby in a muddy field