Been to my local as a friend of mine who used to live in the area was having a birthday. Anyway, Shirley (bday gal) introduces me to her mates. "This is Sharon, she's mad she is! That's Laura, watch out for her, she's crazy!! And that's Erin, watch out, she's completely bonkers!!"
Oh yeah. How mad? I ask. Just how mad is Erin? Name something mad that she's done. "Well, we went out for Laura's hen do, and Erin handcuffed herself to this bloke and dragged him round Yate's all night!!!"
Seriously? Wow. That is like One Flew Over kinda mad.... What about Laura? "We used to live together and one night we were like "Shall we go out?" and Laura was like "No my jeans are still wet..." and then we totally went out!!"
No way... wow, that's like Arkham Asylum style madness.. What about Sharon? "Don't get me started on Sharon!! We all went out once on St. Patrick's Day, and she got one of those Guiness hats and wore it in Liquid!!"
Yeah? Well I killed a girl and buried her in some woods.
Oh yeah. How mad? I ask. Just how mad is Erin? Name something mad that she's done. "Well, we went out for Laura's hen do, and Erin handcuffed herself to this bloke and dragged him round Yate's all night!!!"
Seriously? Wow. That is like One Flew Over kinda mad.... What about Laura? "We used to live together and one night we were like "Shall we go out?" and Laura was like "No my jeans are still wet..." and then we totally went out!!"
No way... wow, that's like Arkham Asylum style madness.. What about Sharon? "Don't get me started on Sharon!! We all went out once on St. Patrick's Day, and she got one of those Guiness hats and wore it in Liquid!!"
Yeah? Well I killed a girl and buried her in some woods.
