I'd be really evil on him if he were into pain: Sit him down in a comfy chair and be nothing but nice to him. Watch him squirm...Muhahahaha!well that's I suppose contingent upon the fact he isn't a masochistic sociopath that likes pain, in which case, I think there'd be a queue a mile long of paintballers to help satisfy his need for pain ....
Or I could start research on my upcoming book, "The human body and pointy sticks, why they don't mix well."
Comforting to see Robbo has a soft spot for "Da Laydeez".