All tournament players, regardless of which level they play, shall read the f***ing rules in the first place
The Rules
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I concur.Rule 11?
All players shall ignore refs
I humbly submit the following for consideration as Rule #11:
A Player shall not consider the Judges word to be final, but all discussions should be carried out with a Gin & Tonic (or Pimms, depending on the season) in hand to demonstrate one's ability to discuss the outcome of said Adjudicator/Participator interaction in a manner befitting one's status and social standing and without recourse to foul language and/or wild gesticulations.
Exile mate, discuss any refs decisions with a fooking Pimms in hand? By the Gods.....get a proper drink in hand man. A good old Caffreys, or even better, Tennents Super. An hour or 2 of sling those down your neck, then let the discussions begin
Rule 13 - Any player snapped looking at the cameraman during a game shall be punished (unless an appropriate gang sign is thrown whilst doing so)
The mere mention of the word "hangover" shall be met with the full force of rule 5.
Any player wearing a spotlessly clean mask strap shall be mocked for a suitable amount of time (time to be determined by most senior player in a 10 mile radius)
Any player wearing a spotlessly clean mask strap shall be mocked for a suitable amount of time (time to be determined by most senior player in a 10 mile radius)
rule 14 - paintball is played best whilst with a hangover, people without hangovers must drink on the 50 to try and acheive a hangover.
May I refute this (slightly) Hangovers are to be encouraged, it is the lack of a hangover that needs to be met with the full force of Rule #5.
However, complaining about a hangover without suitable drunken stories is unacceptable. An example of a "story" is "Yeah Edwards came round, we got f**ked up and watched Ghostbusters. Seriously, he used an entire f**king toilet roll in a night. Anyway, I can't come in today, I've done something to my arm..."
Hangovers without stories must be made known by the hangovee, with puffed out cheeks, shaking heads and knowing looks.
A hangover of any sort is not to be dealt with with Rule #5.