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I just fell off my bike....

Echowitch

Southern Pirates
I got run over a week ago, 200 yards from my house. I made sure everyone saw the nice bloody gashes in my leg, and the scrapes and bruises on my chest from my brake lever scraping across my ribs :D Share the pain Cook$ your guest will love it :D

But yeah don't mention that you were daft and didn't wear a helmet. (Hmm reminds me I must take my cracked helmet from my bike accident 3 weeks ago to Evans for them to show customers why they should wear a helmet......saved me having a cracked skull) ;)
 

Cook$

Just the tip....
Jul 7, 2001
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So, I'd had a few drinks an was heading home ( you know how you cycle a bit faster when you've been drinkin) an I look at my clock. it says 22mph. Then I look at the road. It says STFU. I clip the pavement an bounce. I try to regain, I hit the pavement agian.My clock says "Hurr you goan down". I go over the bars. I bounce. I bounce. I lie there thinking "........................................no wait, I fell off my bike....................................................................................I can hear cars, why is no one coming to help me....................................................... I sit up. No, here they are. Some kindly soul has stopped. He says "**** dude, are you OK? " I say Yeah I think so. " Wow, you flipped big time, that **** was ****in nasty" I say Yeah I thnk so..... I get up... and he gets In his car. " I say Yeah I think so. " and I ride off. I get Home. My Mrs says " you OK?" I say"I think so". With twisted handlebars. I sit in the showers for 20 mins, tryin to was the incriminating evidence away. I think I may have a concussion.
 

3L1TE hax

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Cook are you still drunk? your clock is telling you your speed and your state of balance...

and from over here it looked like you were going 40, and i think you did a double front flip...
 

Gee Tee

1/2 man - 1/2 pogo stick
Mar 21, 2007
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So, I'd had a few drinks an was heading home ( you know how you cycle a bit faster when you've been drinkin) an I look at my clock. it says 22mph. Then I look at the road. It says STFU. I clip the pavement an bounce. I try to regain, I hit the pavement agian.My clock says "Hurr you goan down". I go over the bars. I bounce. I bounce. I lie there thinking "........................................no wait, I fell off my bike....................................................................................I can hear cars, why is no one coming to help me....................................................... I sit up. No, here they are. Some kindly soul has stopped. He says "**** dude, are you OK? " I say Yeah I think so. " Wow, you flipped big time, that **** was ****in nasty" I say Yeah I thnk so..... I get up... and he gets In his car. " I say Yeah I think so. " and I ride off. I get Home. My Mrs says " you OK?" I say"I think so". With twisted handlebars. I sit in the showers for 20 mins, tryin to was the incriminating evidence away. I think I may have a concussion.
It can be a bitch when your stabilisers come adrift

Nyloc nuts FTW