When I was 6 I thought I was the bollocks on my BMX, I quickly had to re-evaluate this when, whilst cycling at Center Parks I lost control and fell/cycled down a ditch and had the exposed hollow metal end of the my beloved BMX's handle bar go through my tracksuit bottoms and tighty whities (which quickly turned red) and into my 'little Man' taking off a considerable majority of my foreskin and thankfully only small chunk of the main body! I didn't cycle again until I was 16!!