You know you play too much paintball when......................

[Cenobite]

You can't take a walk in the woods without:
Commenting what a good/bad field it would make.
Working out shooting lanes.
Running from cover to cover.
Instinctively looking for movement.
It feels strange when you dont have a pack on.
Some/most of your kit stays in the car between tournies/rec-ball days.
You have two or more markers.
You find running without a marker in your hand feels wrong.
You sit in your office and ponder:
what a game it might make.
whether or not you could hit your manager/supervisor from here.

 

[Cenobite]

All your spare cash goes into playing.....
You dont pay at all to play

 

[Billteamdirt]

You can NEVER play too much paintball.... although it is a stretch when you wake up your roomates yelling "check that guy!" in your sleep.......

 

[nickp]

Thats easy


....... when your better half tells you , you are!!!

 

[Billteamdirt]

he or she is obviously not your better half if they tell you that....get rid of them....or maybe getting rid of them when they say stuff like "can you really afford that?" might be a bit much....nah eating is optional.....if paintball were opium i would have needle tracks in every vein....

 

[Collier]

Originally posted by nickp
Thats easy


....... when your better half tells you , you are!!! [/QUOTE


*cough*WHIPPED*cough*

Sounds alil under the thumb to me!!!!



Paul.

 

[nickp]

not under the thumb.... hang on I bettered check on that... No its okay she has said I am not under the thumb.......

............you kit is washed more often than you bedding.... (okay except for students... who really should wash their bedding more than once a term..)

 

[TJ Lambini]

You know you're playing too much ball when...

RATED PG-13

After an, erm, romantic evening with a ladyfriend when things get frantic, you scream for a judge when u turn tha lights on to find her wiping a white 'hit' off of herself...

Sometimes, just sometimes, I even amaze myself...

 

[Mr Big]

I don't get it

 

[Cenobite]

You know you're playing too much ball when...

After an, erm, romantic evening with a ladyfriend when things get frantic, you scream for a judge when u turn tha lights on to find her wiping a white 'hit' off of herself...
[/B]

You saying you start firing before the game begins?