You know you are addicted to Paintball when...

[TheRo0sTer]

These are all things I notice I do, or have seen others do.

1. When you are driving along and you see a patch of land and you think to yourself: "Man that would make a tight field."

2. When you day dream at work, you are thinking about the last time you played.

3. When you sit around trying to think of ways to better your marker even though you already have everything you can put on it!

4. When you run up to corners and pop around them pretending to bunker someone.

5. While walking pulling an "air trigger."

6. When you can wake up at at 2:30 in the morning to drive 4 hours to go to a tourny.

7. When you try and teach your 5 month old son how to hold your marker. (he can't even walk and wants to eat the shiny bits!)

8. When you start to like the taste of paintballs.

9. .... Go on then ADD MORE! You know you want too...

 

[Collier]

Originally posted by TheRo0sTer
These are all things I notice I do, or have seen others do.

1. When you are driving along and you see a patch of land and you think to yourself: "Man that would make a tight field."

2. When you day dream at work, you are thinking about the last time you played.

3. When you sit around trying to think of ways to better your marker even though you already have everything you can put on it!

4. When you run up to corners and pop around them pretending to bunker someone.

5. While walking pulling an "air trigger."

6. When you can wake up at at 2:30 in the morning to drive 4 hours to go to a tourny.

7. When you try and teach your 5 month old son how to hold your marker. (he can't even walk and wants to eat the shiny bits!)

8. When you start to like the taste of paintballs.

9. .... Go on then ADD MORE! You know you want too...

Not convinced I'll ever like the taste of paintballs, so far they bring on an instantaneous vomit reaction

lovely,

Paul.

 

[PaintballBudgie]

You think thats sad, I explained step by step to my dog what i was doing when i stripped and cleaned my Angel. You know he was kinda interested. Wagged his tail all enthusiastically and everything.

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by Ian
You think thats sad, I explained step by step to my dog what i was doing when i stripped and cleaned my Angel. You know he was kinda interested. Wagged his tail all enthusiastically and everything.

LOL You mean he didn't grasp the concept or what?

 

[Mr_Toads_Wild_Ride]

1) when looking in the mirror u raise your arms holding a "air marker" and snap shoot

2) sit about the house in your jt combats and practice sliding in the front room (word of warning carpet burns really do hurt)

3) read the same copy of pgi 4 times a day cover to cover even the really boring bits

4) when u run out of gas u use your barrel as a blow pipe

5) u actual listen to the other half

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by Mr_Toads_Wild_Ride
3) read the same copy of pgi 4 times a day cover to cover even the really boring bits!

I forgot all about that one.

 

[permboy]

when you walk down the street playing paintball mentally in your head using cars and trees as cover obviously

snap shoot from behind cars lads and get some wierd looks......

 

[Team Demonic]

YOU KNOW YOUR ADDICTED TO PAINTBALL

when you listen to a song on the radio and imagine them sing random words like JT, Paintball, Diablo, and bunkering.

 

[Beaker]

At work I use the office partitions as Coke cans to practise my leaning technique

 

[Gogger]

YOU KNOW YOUR ADDICTED TO PAINTBALL
your parents take you and the whole family to a photographic studio to have a family photo taken, all the women and kids wear their sunday best, and all the males are wearing suits. Except you, who is wearing your team top. (Yes, I did. Sad, isn't it?)