word play.

[DANIEL]

Hi,

I've been talking at work about the cunning word play sayings i like and was wondering if anyone knew anymore like,

* i used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure

* I didn't know where the sun went in the evenings so I stayed up all night, then it dawned on me.

* I couldn't understand why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

* I wanted to be a baker but I couldn't raise the dough.

* I was going to be a doctor but I didn't have the patience.

* I was going to be a cardiologist but I didn't have the heart.



any more gems out there?

 

[Tom Allen]

I was going to be a paintballer, but didn't have the balls.

 

[Chris *MT*]

I woke up at the crack of Dawn this morning, man did it stink

 

[-Tris-]

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextris

 

[lemonadeX]

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

 

[Cusack]

dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

 

[lemonadeX]

'DNA' - National Dyslexics Association

Sorry if thats a little out of order Cusack reminded me so blame him.

-Will

 

[Tom Allen]

and there's always the best of all

Cupid Stunt

 

[Rowely]

Nucking Foob?
Lunt Kicker?

 

[Big Mac]

i used to be dislexic but now im k.o.