why have any of the simpsons not played paintball

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

so come on you all

america is full of paintballers the simsons is real apple pie stuff.

Homer getting lit up

Ok Bart mabye too young just yet but you telling me he wouldn't grown into one of us?

Appo mo barney mr burns that mad scotish grownd man, come on what are they waiting for

 

[Draven]

grounds keeper willy

 

[bartmanmark]

i'm bart and i play paintball he-he though not american or a cartoon but hey whose perfect?????????


to lose this often takes great skill and determination!!!!

 

[crom-dubh]

Could it be due to the fact that they only have 3 fingers and a thumb? could be hard to fire a marker with a double trigger?

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

is it that late you back from the pub already yes we have your number

Rumour has it paintballing girlies to be found in said watering hole

They do an awful lota stuff you would thinkl hard with only 3 fingers and a thumb.

Question who thinks marge's hair would eat paint especally blue fill no need to dye it then

Just hope hommer's not in frount of you in the pie shop

 

[Draven]

if maggi can be accused of shooting mr burns then they can shoot a marker

 

[crom-dubh]

OK who has been spying on me? I actually went to the pub for the half price cocktails. Mmmmmmmmm cheap alchohol

You see I do have a life out side paintball.Ok I mainly chatted about paintball down the pub . But hey whos perfect? ( OK maybe Sparklie Chick)

Come to think about it If Homer was in front of me at the pie shop I would just eat Homer, the pie man and the shop.I am a growing lad ( ok growing out instead of up)

Now the guys from Southpark would be far better at paintball.
Right number of fingers. And bing 2 dimentional would make it really hard to hit them when they stood side on.

I am waffling now. Far too many squashed frogs and screaming orgasms i think

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

my point exactly

 

[crom-dubh]

Sparklie

Can I ask you a deep and intimate question?

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Just read the threads it was mentioned you were in search of young paintballing ladies at afore mentioned pub

Half price cocktails yum point me at um

Me perfect how sweet

south park now there you go ideal did you get to steve's senario game?