Why are tourny players so big?!

[jeevusmaximus]

I dont know if it was just me (5'7", skinny runt), or were there quite a few huge players at sparklies on sunday?

There was that very tall man in team thunder and crom was also big. What have you guys been eating?


jeevus

 

[Kieran - Thunder]

Man.. if u are talking 'bout Lurch, he's not normal in any way shape or form... all of our front guys are pretty small, Lurch is just a big dopey man.

K

 

[crom-dubh]

Ah but I am a ****e tourney player so I shouldnt enter the equation. The secret to getting big is to eat as many pies as possible and do little or no exercise. I will be releasing my "get lardy the fast way" book very soon

 

[scribble]

anyone on thunder...

ok firstly anyone on team Thunder i would like to talk to beaker bout buying his Rase battlepack if its for sale...cos it worked for me...
ok bout tall players...
tall or small doesnt really matter because being tite on something can be done by all players...ok so small people can hide behind smaller things but tall people and anyone actually can be just as effective because technique,tactics,teamwork and communication with those players around you can make even the biggest or smallest player move into a position or area that allows them to be tagged or lit up...its all about the angles regardless of player size...im tall cos' i come from tall genes so there you go m8...

beaker get in touch...
c u l8r "ignite" playerz
Scribble...

 

[tb-303]

scribs!!!!
have you phoned anyone about tonight? if not then peas do so. we're going round pups internet cafe! i have loads of avatars for you to check out too.

as for the size if players, i just look big coz i buy baggy clothes actually i'm big and buy bigger clothes to hide the fact! all down to wholesome fast food and nice pies, plenty of crisps and ham and egg bagettes from the local bakers. maybee if i play more i'll loose some weight. that is if i don't play thunder too often,didn't last too long on the field with those guys. that lurch guy was awsome. did he take ahit all day? he was spotless when i saw him,why you call him lurch anywayz?

tb-303

 

[Kieran - Thunder]

tb - Lurch is a top man (if sexually deviant) and a wicked back player. I wasn't there on sunday but I normally play infront of him. Nice to hear good things said about the team.. cheers
All cheques for the Lurch fanclub can be sent to me

Sounds like sunday was a wicked laff.. I'll be down next month for sure!

K

 

[Beaker]

Scribble - check my sig, I'm sure you'll work it out Rase pack is for sale, just drop me a line with a sensible price and I'll bring it down the next pub meet I can get too (probably next Thursday)

As for Lurch, you guys didn't see us a couple of years ago when we had 3 players all 7 foot tall Lurch plus 2 US Airforce MP's needless to say we often won the choice of ends!

He harmless though, wave shiny things at him and he's like a puppy

 

[jeevusmaximus]

food

i will have to start fattening up then. i hardly eat anything as it is apart from coco pops so there is definately room for improvement.

jeevus

 

[Tyger]

We're so big becasue we eat front players for lunch.

-Tyger

((I'm kiding!!! We actually eat mutton on the hoof))

 

[Adrenochrome]

lurchipuss

Poor lurch you all giving him a hard time and theres him not able to defend himself what with his fingers being too big for the computer keys and all.
I think every team should have someone who can mug over the top of a coke can .
Really tho he does fold up behind a wing nut and only a bit of his legs stick out from the end of the snake.
It is also important to have a fat back boy who can use the force right lurch?