Whats the funniest thing youve ever taught a kid to do?

[Cook$]

Me and Gogger taught his 3 year old (at the time) daughter to say "pants" after her one line in the playgroup xmas play. Her line went "I am little Billy Goat Gruff. Pants" much to the distress of his wife. And I also taught her to wedgie her brother and shout "wedgified!". Im proud of that one.
L8r

 

[Dannefaerd]

Had a friend who was meeting (along with his 3 year old daughter from a previous marrage) his new girlfriends parents for the first time ...

The night before another friend and I had taught his daughter to say "Daddy has crabs."

I'm sure you can guess the rest.

 

[eric]

I taught my four year old cousin to throw toys at the dog when it barked.

 

[QuikSilver]

I tend to stay away from the little 'uns. The scare the **** out of me.

 

[TheRo0sTer]

You know the old Stick the one finger in your nose and pull it out and put another in your mouth trick? Well I taught 3 of my youngest cousins how to eat thier buggers that way! LMAO..

 

[Tom Tom]

At school our history teachers son was in the pre school bit (he was about 3-4 I;m cr*p at ages)

but we got him (on video) saying I Love Beer and Curry.

Ohh the hours of fun