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Gogger

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There are loads of things to do when you are bored................
You could hitch up your pants........
You could air whittle................
Or you could make friends with a chinese man............
 

KillerOnion

Lord of the Ringtones
What to do when you're bored? Well, I suppose I could recommend what I do when I'm bored. (This is a long list, cause I used to be bored all the time.)

1. Learn an obscure language.
2. Totally study a movie or album by looking at ALL the fan sites you can find and read everything they have to say about it. Buy, rent, or find the movie or album on TV or radio and watch/listen to it 3 times in a row, stopping only to get more food to munch on. Write your view on it.
3. Invent a new sex position, then devise a plan to get a woman to try it out with you.
4. Read a recipe off of www.foodtv.com and cook it for lunch or dinner.
5. Learn everything about a sport that is totally foreign and not played anywhere near you at all but interests you anyway.
6. Learn to play a musical instrument.
7. Pick a celebrity or local bigshot that you hate and find out absolutely everything that is wrong with them. Write down all the info and organize it into a standup comedy routine. This will probably make you a successful standup comic and make you lots of money if it doesn't get you killed first.
8. Think of an odd fetish, not disgusting if possible, that no one you know has, develop it, and find out how to incorporate it into your sexual repertoire. Examples: fetish for beanbags. NO ONE I have ever met has a fetish for beanbags. Get a beanbag big enough to have sex on, smaller size beanbags to place all over her and your bodies, and surround the room with candleholders made out of beanbags. You get the idea.
9. Think up, design, and construct your own kind of hat. Sock hats are a good place to start, as they can be made from all kinds of fabrics. Eventually work your way up to your own concept for a hat, a style that thus far you are the only wearer anyone around you has seen.
 

Bob Long

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Onion, that's a might fine list but ya forgot.

10- Read Sparklewenches thousands of postings

She's madder than a rattlesnake in a bushfire and Bobby's ears are hurtin'...s'even putting me off my cactus crumble with secret squireel sauce - and that makes me mad. Yee-haw!