What is your best/worst/funniest argument on way to a tourny?

[Philip]

Every team has arguments on route to tournaments, with 5 of you bein crammed into cars at the early hours of the morning...which in turn leads to fights/arguments.

So what is it?

Mine go as follow:

Funniest: Who had the nicest fake boobs....'nuff said

Wierdest: A big argument about who was the best jedi. I claim Yoda, but they decided to go to the dark side...

Worst: This was actually on the way back.... one lad said something about another lads girlfriend, which resulted in Yo Mamma jokes, then scouse jokes, then a fist fight with me stuck in the middle.


Oh, and hello again everyone

 

[L J]

well i will lower the tone straight away.

a teammates girlfriend asked if we had to tuck our *ahem* into the bowl if we were to sit down. and then asked if we minded having fingers stuck up our asses



apologies in advance

 

[Philip]

Dont apologise, its FAMINES we'll have to worry about

 

[HERMITT]

Just ask Boyley how popular go karting is in North Wales!! Nothing like seeing the same sign from five different directions on the same roundabout!!

 

[Gurney]

Originally posted by Philip
Dont apologise, its FAMINES we'll have to worry about

U know it.......

 

[Tonymicjoe]

On the way to a tournie...

Most enduring argument was definately the "Fuzzy Felt vs Lego" debate:

"Fuzzy Felt was for mentally retarded INFANTS!"
"Yeah, well Lego is for engineering W*NKER wannabees!"

repeat, with variations on that theme, ad infinitum...

Also funny was the time we were pulled over on the motorway in a transit van. Three guys up front, five in the back. One copper talking to our captain asking why he doesnt have his seatbelt on. Captain is explaining that he is a multidrop driver and isnt in the habit of wearing it, but he will put it on straight away. Copper is buying it, although its a complete fabrication.

MEANWHILE, second copper wanders around to the back and looks in the window. He gets waved at by five sleepy paintballers hiding behind dive tanks. Wandering around to the front of the van, he says to the captain:
"Do you know for carrying unsecured passengers and compressed air without the relevant stickers we could do you to the tune of 7 points on your licence and an £800 fine?"
Our captain, ever the diplomat says:
"Please don't"

Strangely enough, he didnt.

 

[SHOG1]

I supose me throwing a **** photocopied map out of the window(while I was still pissed from the night before)....'cause I couldn't see anything on there......then finding out we didn't have another map.......but we got there anyway 'using the force'

Or the time we decided to meet at an under pass on a roundabout before we set of to the tourny.....only thing was there were two of them.....you guessed it half the team on one.....the other half on the other.....ended up playing the tourny with three men(showtime-if I remember rightly)...'cause the other half went home 'cause they didn't have a map
Oh...we came third too

 

[le-pig]

On the way to a tournie...

Originally posted by Tonymicjoe

Our captain, ever the diplomat says:
"Please don't"

Strangely enough, he didnt.

pmsl

 

[Mikey D]

not so much an argument (nearly turned into one) but a game.

The number plate game was suggested to a bunch of 4 lads in a clio. For any number plate with the same number or letter next to each other you have to call out 'double 5' for example and you get to hit anyone in the car. needless to say the driver was getting mad as he couldnt really keep hitting us if we wanted to live!!!!

 

[Mr. Suicide]

Re: On the way to a tournie...

lmao, i found that funny too lol

Luke.