Christmas Scenario - 3 December 2006
With three weeks to go to the big day Santa decided to make a flying visit to the festive workshops to see how the elves are progressing, packing all the Christmas presents. As he arrives he is alarmed to see a lack of work and hear a lot of cheering. He sneaks in the backdoor and finds the elves in the canteen watching a paintball DVD and drinking beer!!
“What’s going on, you should be busy packing presents not sitting in the canteen watching videos and drinking BEER!!” blasts Santa
The shop steward replies “Chill man we have just been packing the parcels and found a present addressed to 'The awesome amazing incredibly sexy Olly Bell, King of the Universe' - 12 cans of beer and a paintball DVD - so we decided to take a break and watch a bit of paintball”
“You can’t drink Olly’s present and watch his DVD - it breaches the Christmas Code of Practice”
“Stuff the Code of Practice we are having a beer and watching some paintball now p*s* off and leave us alone you moaning old f*art”
“You’re all fired. Collect your cards and leave the premises for calling me OLD as that breaches the new age discrimination laws”
Two minutes later - with the DVD still playing on the TV -“What have I done, how am I going to pack all these presents on my own?” moans Santa
He sits down and watches the DVD for a couple of minutes - “I know I will offer the contract to the Fairies and the Goblins and if both want to do the job then they can play a game of paintball to decide who gets the lucrative parcels contract !!”
So the date was set - 3 December - the venue Powerplay-Skirmish at Wakefield - two teams the Fairies and the Goblins will play paintball to win the lucrative Christmas wRapping And Packing contract (CRAP for short).
The elves are not happy at being sacked and have enlisted the help of the Grinch, Scrooge and the Pantomime Dames to sabotage the paintball event.
The cost of the event is £35 per player with a £5 discount for UKPSF members.
Teams will be identified by their playing T shirts. Air and CO2 are included.
The event is a Christmas themed scenario and there will be massive amounts of prizes to be won during the day - on the hour draw, lucky dip bran tub, individual and team presents.
To book your place call Steve on 0845 130 6258 or Tracy on 07977 178054 or e mail steve@playpaintball.co.uk - All tickets must be paid for in advance of the event. Closing date is 20 November.
Players who book and pay for their tickets before 5 November will receive a £5 discount voucher off the Christmas Chill event at YPC on 28 December.
Steve
With three weeks to go to the big day Santa decided to make a flying visit to the festive workshops to see how the elves are progressing, packing all the Christmas presents. As he arrives he is alarmed to see a lack of work and hear a lot of cheering. He sneaks in the backdoor and finds the elves in the canteen watching a paintball DVD and drinking beer!!
“What’s going on, you should be busy packing presents not sitting in the canteen watching videos and drinking BEER!!” blasts Santa
The shop steward replies “Chill man we have just been packing the parcels and found a present addressed to 'The awesome amazing incredibly sexy Olly Bell, King of the Universe' - 12 cans of beer and a paintball DVD - so we decided to take a break and watch a bit of paintball”
“You can’t drink Olly’s present and watch his DVD - it breaches the Christmas Code of Practice”
“Stuff the Code of Practice we are having a beer and watching some paintball now p*s* off and leave us alone you moaning old f*art”
“You’re all fired. Collect your cards and leave the premises for calling me OLD as that breaches the new age discrimination laws”
Two minutes later - with the DVD still playing on the TV -“What have I done, how am I going to pack all these presents on my own?” moans Santa
He sits down and watches the DVD for a couple of minutes - “I know I will offer the contract to the Fairies and the Goblins and if both want to do the job then they can play a game of paintball to decide who gets the lucrative parcels contract !!”
So the date was set - 3 December - the venue Powerplay-Skirmish at Wakefield - two teams the Fairies and the Goblins will play paintball to win the lucrative Christmas wRapping And Packing contract (CRAP for short).
The elves are not happy at being sacked and have enlisted the help of the Grinch, Scrooge and the Pantomime Dames to sabotage the paintball event.
The cost of the event is £35 per player with a £5 discount for UKPSF members.
Teams will be identified by their playing T shirts. Air and CO2 are included.
The event is a Christmas themed scenario and there will be massive amounts of prizes to be won during the day - on the hour draw, lucky dip bran tub, individual and team presents.
To book your place call Steve on 0845 130 6258 or Tracy on 07977 178054 or e mail steve@playpaintball.co.uk - All tickets must be paid for in advance of the event. Closing date is 20 November.
Players who book and pay for their tickets before 5 November will receive a £5 discount voucher off the Christmas Chill event at YPC on 28 December.
Steve
