Welcome to Tremmor.

[twinkle toes]

Just like to say welcome to Tremmor.

Our latest victim , confirmed his move to us yesterday......

I'm gonna leave it up to the man himself to go public ,
'cus I dont know if he's told everyone he's got to tell.......

But anyway , you know who you are , and , well , WELCOME.
Its good to have you. Making his debut for us at the ZAP Indoor.
Watch out world. We is coming for ya!

 

[Flash-Bugout]

And if he offers to gun-tech for you guys, run as fast as you littl legs will carry you!!

 

[twinkle toes]

I take it from that , you know then?

Please tell more of our mutual friends gun teching ability.
....or lack of , as it would seem!!
This is a golden opertunity to flame him publically ,
do it while he has n't got the chance to reply.
At least until he's told everyone , anyway.

 

[Flash-Bugout]

Well, when he told me during a text conversation, my b$-ommeter went off like a sky rocket (something else he's also renowned for), but your post backs up what he says, and he's been known to tell the truth before .

As for his gun-teching abilities, I was trying to think of anything particular, but my brain melted under the overload. I don't think he's even owned a marker that hasn't fupped uck royally as soon as his hands get near it.

The most impressive bit is when he actually makes a point of "not fiddling" with something and it still goes wrong. That's when his stock phrase comes out:

I think it got knocked in my kit-bag, so I did such-and-such to put it back to how it was

You name it, he's goosed them (I'd list the markers he's goosed (to my knowledge) but I dont want to give away too many clues as to his secret identity)

 

[Hotpoint]

Originally posted by Flash-Bugout
I dont want to give away too many clues as to his secret identity

From the description of the technical ability (or lack thereof) and incredible knack for destroying markers there are only two people alive this could be

Since the first is teaching English abroad I know who it is too. You realise he's moved on to destroying regs now as well?

 

[twinkle toes]

ahh ****!!

Originally posted by Hotpoint
From the description of the technical ability (or lack thereof) and incredible knack for destroying markers there are only two people alive this could be

Since the first is teaching English abroad I know who it is too. You realise he's moved on to destroying regs now as well?

Guys , this is good to know , but not good to be learning about a new team member. Surely there's some good points? please?

 

[Walker (Nitro)]

who is it?

 

[Hotpoint]

ahh ****!!

Originally posted by twinkle toes
Surely there's some good points? please?

Hey he's a pretty good player just keep him away from the equipment (his and yours) and you'll do fine

 

[twinkle toes]

You never stop amazing me Walker...

Originally posted by Walker (PsychoPimps)
who is it?

Look at the first posting mate. I cant tell anyone , and I refuse to talk about it. Unless you already know.

Its not you anyway. If thats what you were worried about. I promised not to say anything until you had told the boys.

Pimps....Only kidding . You can keep him.

 

[Charlie]

Well also dont let him be one of the last guys left trying to hang the flag. I can recall (I love telling people this one) a game when there was him and another one of our other guys going for the flag. The other guy got the flag and the person in question decided he wanted to hang the falg. So instead of telling the flag carrier to give him the flag (he was captain back then so he had that power ), he decided to shoot the flag carrier and take the flag himself. What an idiot . I can back up the busting every thing he goes near. Both his gun and Halo are not working at the moment. Other tha that he is a good player...just don't let him make any decisions about where you should be going on the field. Oh, and take a club on the field with you to knock him out when he starts having a go at the marshalls. Me thinks I have given away too much here. Nah he is a good bloke and I have heard that he has changed a lot since going to uni so I don' know what he is like on the field anymore. He is still useless with tech stuff though.