We Are The Northern Monkies

[Crusher]

Hey,

Myself,(white company commander) and the rest of the North are gonna leave the south wondering what happened, why they bought so much paint and air.

Just think of the excercise you're gonna get jogging to and from the release area

So for the record here it is again, WIN and North, all in the same sentence

Peace

See ya in the middle

 

[Silverjay UK]

Midlands Masters

Simon,

I marshalled last Sunday and thought Red Heat were excellent (and a couple of others) - playing and attitude. Brilliant when Jay took out an opposing player in dying seconds with a ball off the floor.

See you this Sunday (I'm Northern Red Echo Leader).

Cheers,

 

[Butler]

What are you talking about??????????
The south is rising and we're going to be all over you like a bad case of the pox. So listern you northern boys you are going down.

 

[styles mugger]

Originally posted by Butler

The south is rising and we're going to be all over you like a bad case of the pox. So listern you northern boys you are going down.

Yea u south scum are rising & more like with a real bad case of bulsh1t!
Ive got to play very laid back coz im at a tourny the next day but your still gonna get stuffed!

 

[LEE RED HEAT]

hey butler

IME GLAD YOU SAID YOU ARE GOING TO BE ALL OVER US LIKE POX
BECAUSE BY THE TIME WEVE FINISHED WITH YOU GUYS YOU WILL THINK THAT YOU HAVE GOT POX WITH THE AMOUNT OF PAINTBALL SPLATS THAT YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE TAKING BACK DOWN THE SOUTH WITH YOU ALLLL OVEEER YOUUUUR BODYS
IME REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO LIGHTING YOU SOUTHERNERS UP LIKE XMAS TREES
SEE YOU IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE FORCE WILL BE WITH THE NORTH

 

[cowface]

North team is all talk ppl, all mouth no action and what little action they will do against the south, as the NOrth DEad zone will be filled with there players

 

[Nico]

Dear Crusher re North v South

Look forward to seeing you in the southern base camp at the surrender signing (them of course not us)







Nico. One of the twelve monkeys ( Charlie Platoon Yellow #73)

 

[Nico]

cowface 1812

Bring us some clotted cream mate!!!
Oh and do try to remain calm when typing, your keyboard style is appalling. Pip Pip Old Boy!!














purple monkey dishwasher...

 

[cowface]

thats me SHounting then GOing quiet,

hey, we make the best cream teas ever i'm even bringing a stall up full of e'm

L8trs

 

[Silentbob]

So we are agreed

South will be bringing the Tea Urn, and the biscuits. And make sure there is plenty of extra seating area for us northern guys to sit down for a cuppa after we have chased you back to your base.



BTW: The south have been given extra equipment that the Northern teams have no use for

1. White Flag
2. Savlon
3. The Bible (for all the time you are pinned down, may as well have something to read)
4. Instructions on how to leave London