Ah, Tony...
Takes me back to the World Hyperball Champs in Birmingham...Tony and Billy were with the Sharks for moral support (Tony wasn't playing cos, well, Hyperball didn't suit his stature, and Billy was in a full body cast after blowing himself up.)
Anyway, we were at a bar chatting to a bunch of lasses, and Billy drops the f-word into the conversation. Tony draws himself up in outrage, looms over Billy and bellows 'Oi, watch your mouth - there's c unt about.'
Genius.