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ollytheosteo
Guest
Just a quick note to say that being disabled, I shall be using a bicycle to get around during the big game. I will only ride it when eliminated/neutral, so please please please resist the all too natural urge to shoot the **** out of me as you see me riding by. The possible consequences of such an act are grave indeed;
1) I will fall off the damn bike, knackering myself still further and possibly bending my frame etc.
2) Those witnessing my graceless tumble will suffer severe rib, lung, throat and buttock damage from laughing their arses off.
3) The shooter will end up with my nobbliest walking stick inserted so far up their bottom they will be able to taste it.
Please also resist the urge to emulate the dip**** who shot my bike when it was left unaccompanied. Imagine how you'd feel if you put your gun down, came back to it and found it covered in paint.
Thank you very much in advance for your cooperation. If you see me without a bike, by all means try your luck, suckers.
Ollyxxx
1) I will fall off the damn bike, knackering myself still further and possibly bending my frame etc.
2) Those witnessing my graceless tumble will suffer severe rib, lung, throat and buttock damage from laughing their arses off.
3) The shooter will end up with my nobbliest walking stick inserted so far up their bottom they will be able to taste it.
Please also resist the urge to emulate the dip**** who shot my bike when it was left unaccompanied. Imagine how you'd feel if you put your gun down, came back to it and found it covered in paint.
Thank you very much in advance for your cooperation. If you see me without a bike, by all means try your luck, suckers.
Ollyxxx
