Warped, The Big Ding Dong

[Parksey warped paintball]

This is a message to Warped Paintball Club, fellow ballers and firends, from "PAUL DING DONG PARKES" paintball promotor and all round good guy, HERE ME NOW!!! get ready for the Biggest heavy weight paintball fight of the year guys, it's here, it's real, it's Christmas Carnage 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get ready to rumble People.

Has I have been given the job of being the official Adjudicator at Christ...mas Carnage, I will be running all games for you guys, but also be Running the Warped Generals Challenges for the two contenders placed before me, PLUS they won't like some of the new Challenges ive got ready for them, you guys will LOVE THEM, they won't Trust me, lol.

Don't miss the biggest fun game of the year, round off 2011 with Warped, you won't stop laughing until 2012 promise you.

Event Info

Date.
Sunday 18th December 2011

Time.
9.00 Start
4.00 Finnish

Venue.
Warped Paintball TF11 8PN

Contenders
Steve "The Enforcer" Edders - Challanger
Chris "The King Boy Dodds - Deffender

Bouts.
6 Bouts of extreme in you face paintball

Warped Generals Challenges.
Mince Pie Race
Paintball Eating
Sumo
Mariarti Are You There
Christmas Bell Ringing
Sharp Shooter
Assault Course Run
Arm Wrestling
Parksey's Homebrew Beer and Jacobs Cracker Trial
You will laugh you Boll--ks or T-ts off over these Trust me !!

Tickets Sale Box office.
Ring side seats, Warped Club Members inc 2000 paint, air @ 3000 PSI £50.00
Ring side seats none club or Friends inc 2000 paint, air @ 3000 PSI £55.00
Need to hire rental kit? put a £5.00 on you event Ticket price, you got it.

Food and Beverage.
Who needs a Macdonalds breakfast ? When we do the best Bacon Butty's around, just right to get you fired up for the day ahead, Burgers and Hot Dogs will be on sale all day, along with free mince pies and Gypsy's Special mulled wine.

Booking Hotline 7 days 9am to 9pm
Please book for the biggest special fun event of the year ASAP, as i need to organise Air, staff , paint and bacon butty's
Call our Box Office, pay a £10.00 deposit, see you at the game, Simple

We have been running this anual event for over a decade now, so if you want some big time Christmas fun, call me now on 01902 455455 and tell me what contender
you want to fight for, then get on this page and mix it up before the game, name calling ect, back your contender and back your fighter.

See you on the 18th and see you in the middle!!!

Merry Christmas from Parksey Warped

PS I will be talking to both contenders at the Warped weight in, i will give you the SP on both shortly.

 

[David Jack UK Mercs]

lets get ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllleeeeeeeeee!

 

[mwes1987]

shall see you there hpoefully without last years subzero weather that caused a few problems for alot of ppl

 

[Robbo]

I'm no rec-baller or scenario man but I do know one thing, the Warped guys, Jimmy Frensham and Tim Taylor put on a great event; I've been to a few of their events to see what they were like, I played in one and sat out for the other two but all I saw around me were smiling faces .... an ironic difference between my normal haunts at tournaments and these events that Jim and Tim run.

Tim and Jimbo put 'value for money' back into paintball and that's what it's all about and if anybody thinks I'm saying this because they are mates of mine ?
Fuhk yeah I am but the thing is, I ain't lying, they really do put on a great event for the customer; if you get your ass down there, you'll have a great time and that's what we all play ball for .....

 

[Parksey warped paintball]

The big warped weigh in, by paul ding dong parkes, here me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! People

The Big Weigh of the year was at Warped HQ Wolverhampton, to get away form the paps that had gathered at the Cosford Paintball gates

I've spoken to both Contenders about the Christmas Carnage Fight at Warped Cosford, and I can tell you I have all there vital Satistics to hand, so please place your bets

Steve "The Enforcer" Edders

Weight -21 stone 4 pounds

Time in Paintball -16 years

Style of play - In your face and brutal

Events played - Sky Dome Canada, Millenium Series, UK Masters, Portugal Scenario Big Game and European Open Series

Comments to Chris "The Golden" Boy Dodds
Coming to get you, Son

Chris "The Golden Boy Dodds

Weight - 9 stone 8 pounds

Time in Paintball - 3 Years

Style of Play - Fast and very Aggresive

Events Played - Millenium Series, UK Masters, CPPS,NSPL and 3 times North v South Vet

Comments to The Steve "Enforcer" Edders
Tell the old man he is going down , you have seen me in action Steve, and i have herd all your old war Stories, so put them in to action on the 18th, SON!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA

No messing around there then, Chris The Golden Boy, got to say this, i think he out of his weigth in this fight, with Steve The Enforcer saying very little, I think he's saving it for this BIG time event on the day, I will see if i can a better comment off him later, Chris The Golden Boy was he Lucky last year ? I don't Know, we will after find out on the 18th.

Box Office Sales, Tell me Ring side seats are selling fast, for this end of year Big Time Rumble.

As Todays date 18.12 pm, No Bull****, like some Paintball Promotors do.
The Golden Boy 29 Seats Sold
The Enforcer 32 Seats Sold

This Event will be locked at 50 players per Contender per side, so get on the blower to the Box Office now and book you ticket now!!!!!

Regards PAUL DING DONG PARKES

More INFO to follow

 

[Parksey warped paintball]

Thank's Pete

Sorry, Pete carried away with my post Mr Bond, thank you for your post, it mean's a lot to all at Warped,it Shows Players we are doing our Job right, thank you.

 

[Mikey D]

See you there :first:

 

[Parksey warped paintball]

Nearly sold out

Who want's the last few Tickets, 12 tickets left, call us please

Regards DING DONG PARKES

 

[David Jack UK Mercs]

crickey, i forgot how many friends i have after 20 years in this sport.......most, if not all of them will be with us this next two weeks in one game or another......almost moves you top tears to think some of us have played this game so long......and now our sons and daughters are viaing for position in the team management structure.........lol!