Warped presents Christmas Carnage

[SGM Matt]

THE proper 'ballers Christmas blow-out!

The traditional cavalcade of carnage, capers and camaraderie that you all know and love... and not for the faint-hearted...Carollers need not apply!

Expect a day of Christmas cheer, mulled wine and mince pies, along with objective-based games, over large playing areas, with re-spawns and a few other festive surprises from the Warped crew! Good friends and good fun is where it’s at.

The infamous Warped Generals Challenges (SUMO!) will also be interspersed throughout the day- will YOU be chosen as a champion, or will you hide on the sidelines?!

A Christmas caper that will keep you smiling well into the New Year - not to be missed

Keep up to the minute on the slap-talk and game info on Facbook: Click Here

 

[SGM Matt]

We have a really brutal treat of a rivalry for you this year! The Carnage generals for 2016 wil be <Drum Roll> Tom "Sloppy Tommy" Taylor vs Mark "Former GB" Bishton!

Site vs Shop, Old vs New, we've got two young guys here who will refuse to give ground to the other and will do everything they can to come out on top. Expect to mix it up good and proper this year in pursuit of the Lomas Memorial Shield!

 

[Mark Warped Bishton]

I need YOU!, Make sure you get booking in for #teambish!

 

[SGM Matt]

November 30th and that means it's the last day to save a FIVER on your entry to Christmas Carnage!

Get your Early Booker Discount by calling today to pay your deposit and secure your place in the fire-fight.

It's shaping up to be one hell of a grudge match, with both generals pulling out every trick in the book in the run-up propaganda and slap-talk...expect some surprises, cunning plans, and dirty tricks before the smoke clears! (Search "Warped Paintball Club, Cosford" on Facebook to keep up with the slap-talk)

Don't be on the outside looking in, get involved and be a part of the shenannigans

 

[SGM Matt]

With Carnage JUST around the corner and all the slap-talk in full swing, it's time to unveil this year's General's Challenges! Interspersed throughout the day, MC'd and officiated by our very own Harley Taylor, each challenge is a chance for you to back your general, laugh at the opposition, and bask in the glow of victory!

As Carnage veterans will know, each general can (or must, in some cases!) attempt the challenge themselves or nominate a champion (or champions) to stand up for their team's interests.IF this is your first Christmas Carnage... you're in for a giggle.

The Challenges for 2016 are:

• Warped Arm Wrestling
• SUMO!
• Paintball Eating (Traditional Carnage Rules)
• Tug o' Warped (Team Challenge Finale

If you think YOU are the man (or woman) for the job on any challenge - TELL YOUR GENERAL and they can put you in the spotlight!
You've got to be in it to win it, though, so if you haven't booked in yet call the Warped Hotline NOW (01902 455455) and get your deposit in!