Warped presents Christmas Carnage!
- Thread starter SGM Matt
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Friends of Warped, join us for a 'Ballers' Christmas of Carnage, Capers, and Camaraderie....Carollers need not apply!
Step up to stack up some Christmas bragging rights and celebrate the Festive Season “Warped-style”! The now-traditional format will see two Champions of Warped take on the mantle of “General” to lead you into the heat of battle for glory, honour, and the right to claim the Christmas title of “Kings of Cosford”
A Christmas caper that will keep you smiling well into the New Year - not to be missed! Expect a day of Christmas cheer, mulled wine and mince pies, along with long, objective-based games, over large playing areas, with re-spawns and a few other festive surprises from the Warped crew! Good friends and good fun is where it’s at.
The infamous Warped “Generals’ Challenges” will also be interspersed throughout the day- will YOU be chosen as their champion, or will you hide on the sidelines?!
Step up to stack up some Christmas bragging rights and celebrate the Festive Season “Warped-style”! The now-traditional format will see two Champions of Warped take on the mantle of “General” to lead you into the heat of battle for glory, honour, and the right to claim the Christmas title of “Kings of Cosford”
A Christmas caper that will keep you smiling well into the New Year - not to be missed! Expect a day of Christmas cheer, mulled wine and mince pies, along with long, objective-based games, over large playing areas, with re-spawns and a few other festive surprises from the Warped crew! Good friends and good fun is where it’s at.
The infamous Warped “Generals’ Challenges” will also be interspersed throughout the day- will YOU be chosen as their champion, or will you hide on the sidelines?!
OK guys and gals, the Early Booker Discount ends on Friday so if you haven't already GET INVOLVED- there's a fiver to be saved for after-game booze! 
We have two top blokes leading the way as generals this year in the form of Chris Mini-Marra Dodds and big Steve 'Edders' Eddowes. Dodsy is last years winner and reigning "King" of Cosford and some people colour him the favourite for victory due to this, his youth, and inflated opinion of himself
Edders, however (known to some of the Warped team lads as "The Enforcer" apparently...) is a tough nut to crack and is an Old Skool baller from the days when tourney was in the woods and men were men, etc. Expect no messin' and some brutal old skool manouvres from this gent
All in all it's set to be a festive rumble to remember so pick your side and get slap talkin!
We have two top blokes leading the way as generals this year in the form of Chris Mini-Marra Dodds and big Steve 'Edders' Eddowes. Dodsy is last years winner and reigning "King" of Cosford and some people colour him the favourite for victory due to this, his youth, and inflated opinion of himself
Edders, however (known to some of the Warped team lads as "The Enforcer" apparently...) is a tough nut to crack and is an Old Skool baller from the days when tourney was in the woods and men were men, etc. Expect no messin' and some brutal old skool manouvres from this gent
All in all it's set to be a festive rumble to remember so pick your side and get slap talkin!
UK Mercs will be there in force, a full squad i believe.......now for the costumes............haha!!
6 days to go until CARNAGE! It's looking like a good'un this year, guys, especially with the surprises that the Paul "Big Ding-Dong" Parkes has in store. The generals challenges will be epic!
If you haven't joined the party yet...get INVOLVED and give us a call to get booked in...Carnage only comes once a year and it's not to be missed!
If you HAVE joined the party then it's about time we take the slap-talk to the next level...join us on the Facebook page (link below) to meet the generals and trash the opposition
Warped Club on Facebook
If you haven't joined the party yet...get INVOLVED and give us a call to get booked in...Carnage only comes once a year and it's not to be missed!
If you HAVE joined the party then it's about time we take the slap-talk to the next level...join us on the Facebook page (link below) to meet the generals and trash the opposition
Warped Club on Facebook
Bags packed, gear all cleaned from a hectic weekend of paintball...already to go....just one things remains,......Dodds or Edders....Dodds or Edders.....decisions decisions decisions.
meet you in the middle
if you want a lift Jim, we will pick you at signal post and drop you off in trucks....i know how those old knees can be a bugger these days.....i say we, our younger members......lol!!
if you want a lift Jim, we will pick you at signal post and drop you off in trucks....i know how those old knees can be a bugger these days.....i say we, our younger members......lol!!