Natural Selection
I want another copy to replace the one I lent to a non-baller to introduce him to the sport, which he promptly went and broke.
I have tried everywhere in the UK to get another, but no-one has it in stock.
I don't want to take your signed copy from you, as this is probably worth quite a lot, but if you could perhaps loan it to me overenight I will pay you a "rental" fee and return it to you via recorded delivery.
A bit cheeky, I know, but it's worth a try.
I'm at the Masters this weekend if you are.