Please read this!!! This is INCREDIBLY important!!!!!
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it
IMMEDIATELY............ READ ON!!!
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's
you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only
premium rate numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR
TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR
GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the
coffee
table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with
Immac and your Immac with Deep Heat.
If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skimmed milk with
whole milk.
*******WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to
everyone.....
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke...
Bruce
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it
IMMEDIATELY............ READ ON!!!
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's
you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only
premium rate numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR
TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR
GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the
coffee
table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with
Immac and your Immac with Deep Heat.
If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skimmed milk with
whole milk.
*******WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so
hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to
everyone.....
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke...
Bruce
