Send me your new names and as long as they haven't already been taken, I'll swap them over.
But ... under where your new user name is displayed on all your posts, please place an advisory underneath telling people who you once were ie your previous user name ... this is because we don't want people using a name swap to shed their history especially if you've been a bad boy in the post ... As I say, please let me know both your new names and I'll do it ...