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Useless Information revisited

TheRo0sTer

VW's are the game
Here is a boat load of useless information....

1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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2. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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4. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear
better.
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5. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to
work: Alaska

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6. The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...)
7. The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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8. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$6,400
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9. The average number of people airborne over the US any given
hour: 61,000
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10. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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11. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China
in
1910.
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12. The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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13. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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14. Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National
Monuments.
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15. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king
from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne,
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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16. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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17. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both
front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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18. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, some signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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20. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.
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21. Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that
make them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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22. No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Super bowl.
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23. The only two days of the year in which there are no
professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game.
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Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
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Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular
boat name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to
go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,
and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day
of the year?
A. Father's Day
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Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the
most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
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Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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1. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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2. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that
for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon.
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3. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.
So in old England,
when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
4. Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill,they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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5. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.
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6. In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
 
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Phoenix

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22 is wrong, the Rams won it two years ago. But, other than that, I guess the Sergeant has a few things in that head of his.
 

Tom Tom

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Jul 27, 2001
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Originally posted by TheRo0sTer
5. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.
This one is always coming up somewhere or other and there are always Myths as to where it came from.

I heard when saliors were on shore leave they were given permision from the captin for Full Unlawful Carnal KNowledge.

And again this is another origin.

Any more?
 

Gogger

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to
go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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0ne hundered "A"nd one !!!!!!!!!
 

Liz

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15. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king
from history:
Spades - King David,
Hearts - Charlemagne,
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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Depends on the pack, e.g. I have a deck where all the characters are Tudor. Anyway, playing cards go back since way before the time of Charlemagne & probably before Julius Caesar & Alexander the Great.
Current 52-card deck is actually based on the old Tarot decks of 78 cards, which has a Major Arcana of 22 cards (only The Fool or Joker remains these days) and a Minor Arcana of 56 cards in 4 suits of 14 (lost one"court" card from each suit).
 

jamphi24

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I found this the other day it ain't exactly the same thing as useless information but i thought it was funny:

 

TheRo0sTer

VW's are the game
Originally posted by KillerOnion
I counted 116 ridges on the edge of a quarter the other day when I was really bored and tired at the same time. That took patience and ultra anal retentiveness that I since have not excercised.
Hey I think you miscounted! I remember seeing a show on Quaters and there is supposed to be 130 ridges!