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Urgent, Earthquake Appeal Read Now And Act.

Jack Daniels

feckking pissed.....again
A worthy cause everybody............................................................

URGENT - Mosside EARTHQUAKE APPEAL

At 00:45 on Tuesday 22 october 2002 an earthquake measuring 4.0 on the
Richter
scale hit Mosside,UK causing untold disruption and distress -

* Many were woken well before their giro arrived.
* Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and
Spanish costas were damaged.
* Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were
disturbed.

Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with
the fact that something interesting has happened in Mosside.

One resident, Donna-Marie Dutton, a 17 year old mother-of-three said
"It was
such a shock, little Chantal-Leanne came running into my bedroom
crying.
My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it. I was
still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."

Apparently though, looting did carry on as normal.

The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny
Delight to the area to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are
still
searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of
personal
belongings including benefit books and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke
at Argos.

HOW YOU CAN HELP

* £2 buys chips, scraps and blue pop for a family of four

* 10 pounds can take a family to chester for the day, where children
can
play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of
stinging
nettles

* 22p buys a biro for filling in a spurious compensation claim

PLEASE ACT NOW

Simply email us by return with your credit card details and we'll do
the
rest!

If you prefer to donate cash, there are collection points available at
your
local branches of Argos, Iceland and Clinton Cards.
 

Mikey D

I suck
Sep 14, 2002
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Birmingham
true is very funny. but it was used for the one here near brum, just wiv different words. was based around the story of 40000quids worth of improvement being caused in the dudley area.
 

Walker (Nitro)

Who's Maria?
Jul 8, 2001
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SoNotts
Originally posted by _osama_bin_paintballin_
* 10 pounds can take a family to chester for the day, where children
can
play on an unspoiled canal bank among the national collection of
stinging
nettles
Im from Chester, wildest nettles in the west i tell ya!
 

John Molloy

Jedi Master
Jan 9, 2002
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Manchester
ukjaguars.com
I think were up to 8 quakes now in Manchester and the word is Phil Collin's is coming to town (now if that don't get us listed as an official disaster site nowt will:D )
Hasn't Kardasz moved to Salford Uni recently? is it his dirty socks causing the problems?;)