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Tyson vs Lewis: Aftershock

420dankdawg

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Anyone who watched the fight knows that the only reason Lewis dropped Tyson was that he had the reach and every time Tyson got close enough to hit Lewis started hugging him like he was taking him to prom. Tyson would have whooped his ass if they cut 13" off Lewis's arms and gave him some anti-horomone pills to stop the hugging. Lewis did get a few good ones in though. Lewis needs to keep his damn hands up or he's gonna get tagged in the mouth. And how'd y'all like Tyson's entry music? DMX is the only way to enter a title fight that cost me $60. Damn!
 

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Didn't you see Lewis put his hands up when Tyson was on him? That means "Hey Cotton, he's holding me, not the other way around!" Also, Lewis pushed Tyson off him most of the time. The reason they were holding each other so much though, is because Tyson was so tired, he just started throwing himself at Lewis while he was punching. Leave it to Tyson fans to bitch bitch bich about his loss...
 

420dankdawg

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Tyson has to jump cuz Lewis is 6" taller than him and hes got reach. Lewis was using a good tactic keeping him at bay with the jabs, but half the time when they were juking and jiving each other Lewis's hands were at his side, not protecting his schnozz. You guys got me all wrong. I am not a Tyson fan, I hated the ******* ever since he bit Holyfield's ear off. He sounds like a crackhead on the mic, I think he's gotten one too many punches to the dome. He is tough though.
 

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Originally posted by 420dankdawg
He is tough though.
not tough enuf tho. For once we can say a successful few days of british sport. Not that i like boxing or anything, in fact i think it is one of the lamest fuking sports on earth.

People get put in prison for doing what they do on a saturday night outside a club,pub. etc. But yet its fine if the two people get into a ring.

Silly me, of course it is...because there is money in that :|


-Midge
 

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I dont care if u say lewis was poncing around Tyson got what he had comming to him, and flaming him coz hes got a good reach is like flaming a Pballer who can run fast and get inside the oppostions side without them hittin him.

"hey reff he wasnt shot and he is on our side"
"take him off please he`s a fast runner"

-thats how pathetic your "without his long reach he woulda been pasted comment is" on lewis, stop crying coz u lost, boxing is crud anyways.

If u ask me the fight is done and dusted, lewis won and tyson lost, what more u want?
personally i think tyson should retire before he makes a bigger prat outta himself.

Commentator:"How u feel tyson ... on your loss"?

Tyson:"I wanna rematch he could reach me before i could hit him waaaaaaaaaaa"

Commentator:"saaaaad git"
 

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Let's just take a look at what Tyson is all about, I will ignore for the moment his predilection for raping, and violence outside of the ring and concentrate on his pre match rhetoric.
He slams Lewis, calling him all the names under the sun, tells us all he wants to scramble Lewis's brains across the floor and kill him.
Now the reason he did this was simple, this is how Tyson thinks and was simply saying it.
The rationale for this outburst goes along these lines :- Tyson probably believed he was going to win, and so, all that crap being spoken was not going to affect his post-fight opportunities and therefore income.
After all, if Tyson was right in his thinking, and was going to be world champion, he was on top of the money pile controlling his income destiny as heavyweight champion of the world.
Basically, as the Champ, he was a money machine just waiting to print it all off.
Now come the fight and he gets his ass spanked, he is no longer anything, he's a spent force, a no-brainer thug with no future apart from the gutter or more likely, jail.
So how does this affect his rhetoric when he stares destitution in the face ?
Oh, now all of a sudden, respect for Lewis comes shining thru, he said after the fight, 'Me and Lewis have been friends for soo long', he has the greatest respect for his friend and his mom and so on.
It made me wanna puke !!
And then Tyson had the audacity to ask his 'friend' for a rematch in an almost obsequious manner.
My God !!
Tyson allegedly had all his 17 million bucks spoken for in having to repay massive debts he had run up and now looks toward a bleak future unless he can guarantee another pay day, so what does he do ?
He appeals to his 'friend' Lewis.
Tyson was a great champ, Tyson had respect for himself and others but now ?
Well, you know how that one goes !
Robbo
 

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Exactly right, Robbo. I mean c'com... Tyson bit Lewis in the leg at a press conference, and now after the fight, Tyson's petting Lennox's head!
 

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Lewis.....WHUUUUUTT!

I'm glad somebody finally dropped Tyson. The only thing he's good at nowadays is calling names and threatening his opponents and females. He used to be a good boxer, but those days are well gone my friend.

Eddepet
 

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Bud is that avatar a bloody squirrel or a rabbit/hare?????
But whatever it is it sure is a fat bugger aint it :) :)