Tremmor - The spirit of Roxy

[Dan Chase]

Tremmor,
All is saved, the hair is found and in my possesion. Let me know if you need it straight away, if not I could wash it and try it on for size at the Wurzel bash?

Dan

PS why does it smell so bad?

 

[Big Ian]

Dan

You really do not want to know why it smells so bad !!!

I am sure that there is a video in circulation (Top Shelf Productions) of Twinkle Toes "Getting His Roxy Off".

Why not come up to ours on the 9th December and bring it with you. Thats if you can get the time off.

See you soon

Big Ian

 

[twinkle toes]

Tremmor thanks you.

Thankyou Dan.

It would be nice to have Roxy back , to play with us on the 9th December at Nottingham , but , due to the fact that you have him , I am willing to allow Roxy Cannaloni to guest for a few good men , if you would like him to.

Just look after him for me , and don't let him drink too much!! He gets quite aggressive after too many ' Jamesons , straight up '. ( Favourite drink ).

He smells so bad , cus he got well pissed the night before the tourny , played crap all day , and then slept rough in your base camp for two or three nights!! I mean , what do you expect?

Anyway thanks again for tracking him down , and we'll see you later.

 

[twinkle toes]

Getting his Roxy off.

Big Ian is correct. There is a film of this title available for £14.99 on VHS Video or £19.99 on DVD ( Extra behind the scene footage , and deleted scenes ).

If you would like a copy , please send your cheques , cash , pornographic photo's , or anything else we could sell , to the correct value. Stating if you would prefer VHS or DVD to :

Big Ian.
Tall and Hairy productions ( We'll get you when you are n't looking ).
Skirmish Paintball Games.
Unit 1.
Welbeck Industrial Estate.
Alfred Street North.
Nottingham.

Please allow 28 working years for delivery.

 

[Coran]

28 years?? You must be using Fed Ex....

 

[Big Ian]

Twinkle Toes - your advice please!

The orders have been flooding in, got cash, cheques, postal orders, and a few good pictures of your missus .

I have managed to duplicate the videos, no problem, but when I deleted the scenes for the DVD and played it back, there was nothing on it.

Is it me, or is Bif stupid!!!

Your ever loyal servant

Big Ian

 

[twinkle toes]

You're Both Stupid!!!

I guess we're gonna have to alter the price of the DVD now then

Tall and Hairy Productions announcment :

The DVD title " Getting his Roxy off " is now retailing at a new price ( due to the fact that someones deleted the deleted scenes!! ) but still includes some extra footage.

The new price ( as advised by Nick ) is £24.99.

Thankyou.