I wasn't being rude about Elsham, just the way I can't type the name of the nearest town because of a particular string of letters in the middle. It was Roland who was rude about the town we cannot name beginning with "S".
Elsham IS a lovely site & has great tea at tourneys, just a pity I can't eat on tourney days & so miss out on the ginormous big breakfast special sarnies they do.