Training techniques

[Bird]

So, the new fitness regime for our team was to do the usual stuff that people do to make them fitter - give up smoking, go down the gym etc etc, but I've just heard that the top athletes inject themselves with someone else's blood which enables the body to take in more oxygen

Is that all? Untraceable, quick and easy, and none of the 'disagreeable' side affects that steroids do to people (esp. men )

Blimey! Pass the needle!! (Yeah, right, as if! - would anybody here trust their team-mates blood.....?)

 

[sjt19]

Bird, with the state of some of those dirty old men leaving your window in Amsterdam at 3.00 am i wouldnt trust your blood!!!!

 

[Bird]

So, what were you doing watching my window then?

 

[sjt19]

trying to stop my team mate who has a fetish for lady boys going in and propositioning you! It took me 20 minutes to convince him yo were a real bird!

 

[KEN@AFGM]

how to.......

Make friends and influence people by sam of Shockwave am fame

trying to stop my team mate who has a fetish for lady boys going in and propositioning you! It took me 20 minutes to convince him yo were a real bird!

Only joking fellow humans

 

[Robinator]

ooo...

cruisn' for a bruisin'

 

[Bird]

Sam's only jealous that he didn't pull in the 'Dam!

(As for his comments, he can wait.....)

 

[headrock6]

Originally posted by Bird
but I've just heard that the top athletes inject themselves with someone else's blood which enables the body to take in more oxygen

Three athletes were disqualified from the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City for blood doping ..And you are correct when you say it increases your oxygen..By increasing red blood cells from injecting blood,you are carrying more oxgen to the muscles..Some dopers freeze thier own blood for later use..Today they have genetically altered chemicals that raise blood cells so injecting bloods a thing of the past

Originally posted by Bird
Is that all? Untraceable, quick and easy, and none of the 'disagreeable' side affects that steroids do to people (esp. men )

Well some might consider bitch tits and uncontrollable anger better than kidney damage,thier skin turning yellow,blot clots,and risk of heart attack

 

[Eagle eyes]

There are some crazy poeple out there. That sure is a fine way to pass on diseases.

 

[ThunderCat]

I'm gonna try exposing myself to some gamma radiation...

Don't bunker me, you won't like me when I'm bunkered!